Hard driving honky-tonk outsiders from Vermont
LYRICS
Space Cowboy’s Got the Blues
I stand by the highway and watch the passing cars
I wonder where they’re going and I wonder how far
Some heading north, some heading south
Either way they’re moving out...
From my back yard I can hear them big rigs whine
Diesel trucks on 89
I hear an old coyote howlin’ at the moon
Space cowboy’s got the blues
I stare at the skies, watching out for UFOs
Starry nights, and it’s cold down here below
Winter’s bone crackles like an avalanche
Radio static, and I’m back here on the ranch
Shooting stars and satellites
Saturn’s rings and comet ice
Time’s a flat circle, my time is due
Waiting gives space cowboys the blues
I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe
Marfa, Mars and Mercury
Instagram likes bounced off satellites
Old photographs of dying light,
All these moments lost in time like teardrops in the rain,
not even memories remain
I see the blue in the water of the rivers and streams
And I’m back in the saddle of a fever dream
I look down at the people and their interstates
I’m landlocked here light years away
When that cosmic wind starts whipping across the astral plains
ET can’t phone home from the range
Like an old coyote howlin’ at the moon
This space cowboys get the blues
Who’s Gonna Fill These Boots
My old man sang me cowboy lullabies.
About the towns of West Texas and ghost riders in the sky
He taught me how to wind a Telecaster string up right
He casts a long shadow every night
Mamma cried and clutched her rosary beads
Tried to pray the highway out of me
At 16 years old I played my first shows on the road
Brought home a blue rose of Texas where the tattoo tore a hole
Sometimes I wonder. Who’s gonna fill these boots?
Walk a country mile in ‘em, and be the living proof?
Who’s gonna fill these boots?
All these years I’ve rambled, round this world, trying to shake my reputation as daddy’s little girl
Whiskey stained glasses and angels clipped of wings. Tarnished halos, golden rings
Sometimes I wonder. Who’s gonna fill these boots?
Walk a country mile in ‘em, and be the living proof?
Who’s gonna fill these boots?
I’ve been down so many roads, others chose for me. And left me lying in the ditch.
Played roles that didn’t suit me, tried on clothes that didn’t fit
But this skin that I’ve been living in, I’m finally happy in it
The highway feels alive after last night’s set. Ears pounding, body aching, soaked in cooling sweat.
The ember from my cigarette drifts off in the breeze. I am where I’m meant to be.
Sometimes I wonder. Who’s gonna fill these boots?
Walk a country mile in ‘em, and be the living proof?
Who’s gonna fill these boots?
Roger Miller Time
I hate admitting, I like listening, to George Jones alone
But the wear and tear in them records is starting to show and she knows
I can play the possum every day and she don't really mind
But she gets concerned when it's Roger Miller time
She knows there must be something wrong
If I'm up singing Dang Me all night long
And Chug a Lug at the break of dawn
My baby hates when I play Roger Miller songs
My liver's licked, my kidneys are stoned I've got breaded fingers and battered bones
I like my brisket smoked and my chicken fried.
My uncle used to love me but she died…. And I like Roger Miller Time
Some nights I feel fit to be tied. I start playing King of the Road and Engine Number 9
Sometimes I can't remember the words that rhyme.
All bets are off when it's Roger Miller
The first word in lonesome is one, My pappy was a pistol I'm a son of a gun
You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd,
but you can Do Whacka-do Whacka-do and baby I love you
When he starts singing about Husbands and Wives. It always brings a tear to my eye
I remember that the grass aint really greener on the other side
I never loved you better than Roger Miller time
King’s Highway
I woke last night from a fever dream, sweat was pouring down in streams
I couldn’t rest, I couldn’t sleep ‘til dawn
My mother’s house was burning down, ashes scattered all around
I heard your voice then your voice was gone
When that axe comes down, your heart will be the only sound
Beating in my ears as I pass on
There’s no place in Heaven or Hell, for lovers like ourselves,
Darling I can feel it’s coming soon
It’s a cold wind that blows on a bitter man, hardens his heart like his calloused hands. It steals the life out of every breath he takes
I don’t care what other people say, I’m gonna love you just any old way
And I’ll take that walk down the King’s Highway
And when the Armageddon comes, you and I will be the only ones,
Walking through these streets when the Kingdom comes,
There’s no place in Heaven or Hell, for lovers like ourselves,
Darling I can feel it’s coming soon
And we’ll walk through these streets of fire, fueled by wild desire,
And burning love in this ghost town of a world
In these end of times, we’ll be all that’s left behind
You wrapped your legs around me, and the Rapture’s here
Fix This Broken Heart
“There’s some kinds of damage a man can’t walk away from...” my friend Steve said the to me, shortly before he passed away. True story
We always called him Saab Steve, cause he fixed up old cars, in between sad stories and trips to the bar. And if we didn’t have the cash he’d say “don’t worry. Pay me later.” True story
“I‘ve worked on some real fixer uppers. Motors are rough but humans are tougher. I can fix a muffler or a cracked oil pan.
Bad engine parts, I understand.”
They say a broken clock’s right twice a day
You can get the hands back turning, but the moment’s slipped away
By the time you hear the thunder, lighting’s torn the sky apart
Time can mend so many things, but it can’t fix this broken heart
Some night when it’s all too much to take
I get my motor running, and I head down to the lake
I drive around in circles draining my gas tank
But as long as them wheels are rolling I feel safe
“Babe you picked a winning horse in me..
I promised that so many times, I almost believed
But I didn’t show or place, I barely showed up for the race
Now I’m stuck here spinning wheels eternally
That railroad truss where we scrawled our names that day
Had turned to rust and the pant faded away
Creosote and smoke mingled in the air
It was only for a moment... you were there
Paris, Texas
We’ve seen Amarillo in the morning ain’t that right?
And Dallas from a DC9 at night
Lubbock in the rearview and we’ve seen the Marfa lights,
But the prettiest thing I ever did see was my hometown coming in sight
Do you remember the Alamo? Those walls weren’t all the tall
And the Mona Lisa too? She was awful small
Them stars at night are paradise, skyscrapers can’t compare
And we’ll always have Paris, Texas, and the redneck Riviera
We’ve been to Georgia on a fast train
We’ve felt the West Texas rain.
Sipped Champaign on the Champs-Elysees and Patron in San Antone
Call it love but the craziest buzz I ever caught was grown at home
We’ve been exiled on Main St, in the south of France in spring
Crossed the channel listening to London Calling
Buck Owens and the Beatles, both say “act naturally”
Loving you babe, has always been, the most natural thing to me
Do you remember the Alamo? Those walls weren’t all the tall
And the Mona Lisa too? She was awful small
Them stars at night are paradise, skyscrapers can’t compare
And we’ll always have Paris, Texas, and the redneck Riviera
Yes we’ll always have Paris, Texas, and the redneck Rivera
One to Remember, Two to Forget
I woke up on Tuesday, couldn't find my feet
Staggered on to Wednesday, couldn't find the toilet seat
I pissed all over Thursday, spent Friday night 'neath the starry light
I found my way to Sunday, it began the same again
I'm drinking one to remember, two to forget
Three to imagine, that you never left
Four for the heartache, a fifth for the shame
Six might kill the bottle but, it won't kill the pain...
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear,
every time I look up, I see you standing near.
I've got two questions for you, one's why'd you leave my dear?
the other's where'd I leave.... My ber
I woke up this morning, I went back to bed.
Woke up this afternoon, my eyes were steaming red
Went to bed at midnight with two things on my mind
One was you my sweet thing, the other was a bottle of wine
I'm drinking one to remember, two to forget
Three to imagine, that you never left
Four for the heartache, a fifth for the shame
Six might kill the bottle but, it won't kill the pain...
It won’t kill the pain
Drink You Off My Mind
Shadows lengthen, as it darkens. In the cooling afternoon
You’re standing in your old apartment, smiling like you do. Just like you used to
And I still can’t find a way, to drink you off my mind
After all this time. But honey I’m trying.
Honey I’m trying
Headlights cut out into the darkness, Lucinda’s on the radio
She says that she can’t, that she can’t let go. And the memories take hold
Is it future, or is it past? Is this feeling really here to last?
Same old blanket, same old bed. Same old pillow, beneath my head.
Nothing’s changed much here darling, since you went away. Minutes turn into hours, hours turn into days
And I still can’t find a way, to drink you off my mind
After all this time. But honey I’m trying.
Honey I’m trying
You Shouldn't Have Trusted Me
I tried real hard to be, the man you saw in me. I tried real hard, I tried to make them see
that I was better than they said I was, what we found was real love,
I guess we showed them all, that's what time does.... You shouldn't have trusted me.
Farther than you could throw, but Darling you need to know, I only lied to you because the truth would hurt you so.
I promised you I would stay, that I would not walk away, but we both knew I'd be leaving you one day.
What felt right on a Saturday night, in the morning cuts like a knife. The truth hurts worse than I ever thought it might.
So I bundle up my pain, and walk out into the rain, another Sunday morning soaked in shame.
I let you down. I let you down. I let you down. Baby you let me.
The heart wants what it wants, even when you wish it won't. A man can try real hard, but he can't feel a way he don’t. And a man can only stay so strong, hold on for so long, when he's clinging to what's already gone.
You shouldn’t have trusted me…
Ethan Alien
Betty and Barney Hill went out driving one nigh looking for a thrill
When down from the sky swept a big ol’ Ufo
Though they found it all quite stunning, truth is it’s been a long time coming
Aliens have been round here for years, or so the story goes
Ethan Allen was an alien
Him and all the other little green mountain men
Created a state of being for outlaws just like them
Ethan Allen was an alien
And if you want to believe
We’ve got cider, skis and did I mention weed?
The finest cheese this side of the moon
Hops for days and IPAs. Best in the Milky Way
And UFO beers brewed by Harpoon
Ethan Allen was an alien...
You can’t take the green out of these mountains,
or the ET out of Ethan Allen
Can’t take Champy out of the Vermontster lake
It was immigrants from outer space
Helped to make this country great
Let me tell you ‘bout some other ETs in my home state
Ben and Jerry, Snowflake Bentley... Ethan alien
Neko Case and a Band Called Death
Randy Quaid, Luis Guzman. Fred Tuttle he’s an Ethan Alien,
The Dos Equis beer guy.. He’s the most interesting man in this world. but in the entire universe he only ranks 27. Still pretty good
Chester Arthur and Calvin Coolidge not so much, but
Bernie Sanders, he’s a hardcore Ethan alien
Rose’s are red and time’s a flat circle
Sugar is sweet and so’s Vermont maple syruple
So be good to each other and treat strangers like friends
In the parts of the galaxy where we come from
Visitors are always welcome
And from outer space, y’all are all aliens
Ethan Allen was an alien….
I Need You
I need you like a dog needs a collar. A down and out drunk needs a dollar
Baby, I... I need you
I need you like a biscuit needs gravy. Janis needs her Mercedes
Baby, I... I need you
I need you that’s the gods honest truth. I couldn’t make it out there on the loose
In the wild, I would not survive
Truth is I’d be a goner. That’s a fact, scout’s honor
Baby I... I need you
I need you like whiskey needs a chaser, Rolling tobacco needs a paper
Baby, I... I need you
I need you like a Mustang needs breaking. A throttle needs a governor, a dish needs chafing... Baby I need you
And if the devils at our door
Tell him this, and nothing more
I am yours, I am yours, I am yours
I need you like a B3 needs a Leslie. Princess Buttercup and her Westley
Johnny needs June, and Baby I need you
I need you like a steer needs lasso. Marty Robbins, Felina and the town of El Paso
You’re the one. Baby, I need you
Automated Trucker Blues
White knuckles on a steering wheel.
Jonesing for a honky tonk number or at least something real
An itchy trigger finger punching that FM dial.
Looks like another corporate country mile.
When you aint got nothing, you aint got nothing better to do
Than sing along to these automated trucker blues.
In a cubicle in Nashville half past noon, there’s a computer cranking out brand new Luke Bryan tunes
An algorithm of trucks, cutoff jeans and bikini tops. Reboot the system, a new single drops
18 wheels rolling down a lost highway. I got 16 tons of weight that I can’t shake
And the tell me that a robot’s gonna take my job away. John Henry knows, machine’s don’t get paid
When you aint got nothing, you aint got nothing better to do
Than sing along to these automated trucker blues.
Ashes to Ashes
Twenty six years in a dead end town,
every time I left she turned me around
She picked me up and then she beat me down,
when I got lost I wound up found
There’s a boom before there’s a bust, I was a copper penny before I turned to rust
Riding high and then I washed up. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
There’s gone for good and then there’s here to stay,
and there’s those in between little shades of gray
Some folks come home for the holidays,
but there’s some of us that never went away
Thought we’d outrun all our reservations,
when we filled up down at the corner station
We took a right and then we took a left.
Through the cooling twilight we drove on towards death
There’s a boom before there’s a bust, I was a copper penny before I turned to rust
Riding high and then I washed up. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
What Would Waylon Jennings Do?
Detained in Dallas, midway through an LA turnaround
Some off-duty cops got fresh and I wound up with the man downtown
As I pondered for a moment just what to expect from the boys in blue
I asked myself, just what would Waylon Jennings do?
I’ve always been crazy and crazy it comes with some risks
My doctors and lawyers tell me I ain’t living long like this
But I’d walk through hell on a Sunday, just because you asked me to
After all Little Darling, that’s what Waylon Jennings would do
Getting back to the basics with Willie, Waylon and the Boys
If Hank Williams were alive today, you know that he would be unemployed
Today’s country singers they worship their heroes the say
But can you tell me with a straight face, that ‘ol Waylon would’ve don it this way.. no you cant
Now paycheck is passed out at the foot of George Jones’ bed
Across Joshua Tree desert, half of Gram Parsons’ ashes are spread
In Mesa Arizon, Jessi laid ol’ Waylon in his grave
For the first time in their lifetime, she sang He Stopped Loving Her Today
I’ve always been crazy, but I went crazy on the day that I met you
When hearts like ours meet we’re bound like Johnny and June
Wild desire formed a burning ring of fire round us two
I’ll love you ‘till the world stops turning.
That’s what Waylon Jennings would do
Stranded at the Rodeo
I came to in Nashville at the Whiskeybent Saloon
Where swing dancers swirled to a Roger Miller tune
We hollered at the band for more Merle Haggard songs
Threw dollar bills at them until they finally played along
We sang Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down
We found the last pedal steel player in a guitar town
Gram Parsons died so country music could be free
His ashes scattered reckless from Cheyenne to Tennessee
My cosmic American sweetheart left me stranded at the rodeo
With all these clowns and one trick ponies on bro country radio
We drank Lonestar beers and we poured one out by his astroturf graveside
We paid good money just to see the car he died inside
And the song that started playing as we stared at that Cadillac
Was a tune that had hit number one on the week he passed
It went, no matter how you struggle and strive
You’ll never get out of this world alive
We drove 3,000 miles, in a Dodge caravan. Playing for the uncaring, just to stay at the Joshua Tree Inn
When you go who knows pray and wait, someday they might be to stay in your room 8
Gram Parsons died so country music could be free
His ashes scattered reckless from Cheyenne to Tennessee
My cosmic American sweetheart left me stranded at the rodeo
With all these clowns and one trick ponies on bro country radio
Hank Williams’ Cadillac
Monday mornings, really aren’t that bad
And Tuesday’s labor, isn’t gonna break my back
I can make it through the work days, punching in and punching out,
But I get a little bit restless every year when the birds fly south
When the stars come out
When a cloud, goes across the moon
When the radio is playing, a high and lonesome tune
I get restless, reckless and blue
I was traveling when I met you babe, but since I’ve settled down
The promises I made back then, I’m keeping now
I wouldn’t trade this home together for all the treasure in this town
But I still get restless when the dead leaves hit the ground
So I’m up late wondering, what it felt like there in the back
Of old Hank Williams’ Cadillac
I breathe in deeply, and I strike a match.
I feel it for a moment, then the moments past
When the stars come out
When a cloud, goes across the moon
When the radio is playing, a high and lonesome tune
I get restless, reckless and blue
I get restless, reckless and blue